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Even though his surfing career was short lived, lasting only 12 hours, Hazzard should be considered for Counter Surfer of the Year, 2021!

Hazzard’s surfing career began one Saturday morning last summer. We had finished meal prepping our veggies for the week and left them on the counter to cool before packaging them up for the fridge. We then went outside to work in the garden. When we came back in the whole tray of veggies was gone!

Later in the day, now knowing someone was able to reach what was sitting on the counter, we made a tray of hamburgers and pushed them back, so they were out of sight and reach. Again, we all went out to the backyard to start the grill and hang out with our friends that were visiting. As soon as the grill was ready, I came inside to retrieve the meat for grilling. It was gone! All 8 burgers! Vanished!

Same day, now desperately hungry, I decided a batch of cookies would be nice for our guests since they didn’t get the burgers we had promised. Cookies make everything better, right? We were hungry, frustrated, and had friends to feed! I baked a dozen cookies and placed them on the counter to cool. I stepped away for 2 minutes to move a load of laundry over to the dryer. I came back and the tray was on the floor…. all of the cookies were missing.

Fool me once, shame on you….

Fool me twice, shame on me….

Fool me three times, I buy a baby gate!